How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?
I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.
Games.On.Net does what I wish more companies would do: deals in common sense and reality and stops treating people who are threatened by equality as if they have a valid argument.
why is it
"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"
"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"
Oh Pretty Woman » Roy Orbison
Pretty woman, won't you pardon me
Pretty woman, I couldn't help see
That you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me
there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious
LOOK AT THAT SMIRK.
LOOK AT THE LIFT OF HER EYEBROWS AS SHE GLANCES BACK AT HIM. THE GRIN BEFORE SHE FOCUSES ON WHERE SHE’S RUNNING TO, TO FIND WHERE TO SET HER TRAP.
Nat is running for her life - only not really - and enjoying every second of it. There is no fear there.
She knows this game.
She knows whom she is playing with.
And now that she knows he doesn’t remember that she already knows all his moves, she can play him. Like Happy, like Stark, like Luchkov. Just like all men.
Do you think she’s pretty, Bucky? Come into her web, said the spider to the fly.
Not “protect Jennifer Lawrence”
She is a small fish in a very very big pond of bad things and y’all need to wake up
why do writers really avoid using the word bisexual to describe their characters? well, you may not have known this, but if a monosexual writes the word ‘bisexual’ three times, then the ghost of sappho will appear, seduce them, and then devour their soul. writers must stick with confusing euphemisms for bisexuality instead.